Freebsd Fortunes 4

Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see, no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.

Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
        No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats --
        approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.

LAZY:
        Marrying a pregnant woman.

Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it; what
is happening in America is that those parades are getting smaller and
smaller -- and there are many more of them.
                -- John Naisbitt, "Megatrends"

Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.

Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.

Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.

Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.

LEARNING CURVE:
        An astonishing new theory, discovered by management consultants
        in the 1970's, asserting that the more you do something the
        quicker you can do it.

Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
                -- Confucius